Today we have two morons that make you scratch your head...
http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/192735/58/Chicken-Nugget-Hankering-Lands-Broward-Men-In-Jail
When you're in a school filled with computers, office equipment and tons of other expensive shit what do you steal? None of the above actually. Instead you steal 30 pounds of frozen chicken nuggets. Why? I have absolutely no idea. These two assholes pried open the freezer to try and steal 30 pounds of chicken fucking nuggets. You could have taken anything else in the entire place and you pick shitty ass cafeteria frozen nuggets. What are you two still in fifth grade? I do have bad news though. I hear they don't offer chicken nuggets on the jail menu so you two are shit out of luck. Next time try stealing something that's worth going to jail over.
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