You guessed it, today is tennis start Serena Williams. Look at those fucking arms, this broad is chiseled out of stone. Not only that but she's probably got a shank the size of a burmese python. Anyway, how much alcohol would it take for me to get into bed with the female version of Thor? I would definitely need at least three bottles of Seagram's Seven plus a twelve pack of the 160z. Bud Light bottles. Throw a roofie in one of those Bud Light's as well and I am good to go. Chances are that I'm waking up like I just got out of the octagon with Chuck Liddell, but at least I won't remember a thing.
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