Friday, May 6, 2011

Sex, Coffee and Working Out: A Dangerous Combo

http://www.todaysthv.com/news/article/156270/288/Sex-coffee-working-out-can-raise-risk-of-burst-aneurysm

Well if you have sex, drink coffee and work out on a daily basis, then you are at risk to possibly have an aneurysm. That's a swift kick to the balls and the vagina the isn't it? I don't think I know a person over the age of 25 who doesn't drink coffee every day, and most people are on health kicks now so a lot of people are working out more and more. As for the having sex part, I'm not too sure about this. See if you're not in a relationship, you're probably not having sex every day unless you have endless amounts of cash to spend on prostitutes. If you are in a relationship you're probably having a good amount of sex, so the unmarried people are the ones who are really at risk here. Because once you're married you don't have sex therefore married couples are not at risk. So basically all this means is that if you're in a relationship, and not married you need to be careful of a potential brain aneurysm. Unless you really don't give a fuck. You're only at like a 2 percent risk so fuck it. I'll throw my chips on the side that says I have a 98% chance of being perfectly fine.

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