Our Asshole Of The Day Award comes to you straight from Florida today...
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/fl-skyway-jumper-survies-20110506,0,377210.story
What better way to end an argument with your girlfriend then by telling her to stop the car on a bridge, getting out and jumping off that bridge? I mean are you an asshole (clearly yes)? At 21 years old, what could you possibly be fighting with your girlfriend about that is so dramatic that you actually jumped off a bridge? Unless she's pregnant and you don't want to deal with it, you have no excuse. I'm glad you survived, I just wish there was video footage of an asshole like you jumping off a bridge. Rumor has it that from the firsthand accounts from the people who saw you, you only averaged a score of a 4.5. That's not very good, you better work on your diving skills for the next time you decide to jump off a bridge.
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