Some women are interested in the question of what it's like to have a penis. They think it's all fun and games because we can pee standing up. That's just what men do, it's not our fault. But what is it really like to have a penis?
Your penis literally believes that it can have sex with any woman who walks by you. Your penis is a dreamer. Whenever you watch TV and someone like Mila Kunis comes on your dick tries to convince you that you could have sex with her if you only came up with a million dollar idea. Your head is telling you you're an idiot but your penis is just telling you that you can do it.
That's why guys spend so much money at strip clubs. Their penis is literally telling them the entire time that for the right price they can bang any chick they want in there. And then the next thing you know they're sitting in a VIP room getting a $250 handjob...outside of their pants. Then when they look at their penis asking it what the fuck just happened, all their penis does is tell them that he thought it was a good idea.
So after all this information what is it like to have a penis? It's like having a motivational speaker between your legs. Someone there egging you on and making you believe you can do it. It has a dream to have sex with every hot woman you see. But it's up to you to tame the beast because it can crumble your whole empire.
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