Wednesday, February 13, 2013

The Other Type of "One"

Everyone knows the explanation of "The One". That girl that you somehow one day figure out she's the girl you're going to marry. But for guys before she comes around there is another type of "The One". Except this one is the girl you gave it all to and she fucked you over. In turn, she's "The One" who turned that guy into an absolute savage animal.

There's the saying that behind every asshole there's a bitch who made him that way and it's probably the truest statement ever created. That asshole guy you see when you go out was a nice guy at one point in his life. He was lovey dovey, he did everything and anything for his girlfriend and then she fucked him over and broke his heart.

After the six week stage of that guy hating his life his friends finally had enough and took him out to get him drunk and find him some pussy. He met a slut, had a one night stand and realized that there are women out there who will have sex with you and you don't ever have to call or speak to them again. At that point his ex girlfriend became "The One" who turned him into a box slaying mad man.

Every guy has that girl who did it to him. If you're a guy who hasn't had that girl yet, sit tight because she's coming your way soon. Women want to deny this and say that men were assholes first but all you have to do is read the Bible and go back to the story of Adam and Eve. What was the moral of the story? A stupid bitch ruined everything.

No comments:

Post a Comment