Monday, February 25, 2013

You Know Why She's Getting Married? Because It's Free

 
First of all, are you Snap, Crackle or Pop with that dumb fucking hat on? Second of all, you're gonna make a great wife some day considering the fact that I watched you sliding up and down almost every cock at the bar on Bourbon Street last week. I'm sure your future husband would be psyched to hear that. And lastly, do you all want to know why women get married? Because it's fucking free. It's free for them to get married and it's free once they're married because the hubby pays for everything. Who's got it better than women? Nobody...Except for good looking rich men. But they're the exception, not the rule. 

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