Steve the Hammer:
Listen, if a single girl feels the need to go out of her way to ask a guy what he's doing on Valentine's Day there is no doubt that she is looking for some D. As much as she claims that she hates Valentine's Day and everything to do with it, and as much as she says she doesn't need a Valentine to enjoy the day, when all is said and done she wants some dick at the end of the night.
Maybe a part of her wants some dinner, but that's not what she really wants. She wants to get her head railed against a headboard repeatedly by a guy she knows doesn't have herpes because she didn't randomly meet him at a bar. She wants dick because it's Valentine's Day. It's the one day of the year that even married women want to have sex. What makes you single ladies think you're fooling us by telling us you just want a free dinner?
Why would you really ask if you weren't really interested? You're not just asking the question to try and make a conversation. You're asking the question because you're interested. He somehow caught your eye and you've been in a dry spell. You're throwing out that fishing line by asking the question. And since he's most likely thinking with his penis he's gonna bite that fishing line.
I'm not saying that you don't want the dinner. But I am saying that you definitely want the D if you're asking a guy what he's doing on Valentine's Day. Go ahead and tell me I'm wrong, but you're just lying to yourself. No girl wants to go through a Valentine's Day without getting some D. And I'm a firm believer that every girl, single or taken, deserves some dick on Valentine's Day. And if you ask him the question, who is he to deny you of the D?
B Slata:
Okay, so most of you know I am the first one to say women are just as sex driven, if not more so, than men. But there is one glaring exception to this: Valentine’s day. This is the one day a year that even the sluttiest of women want to be treated like ladies. We want to forget that we live in a world where men no longer open doors, beep instead of respectfully ringing your doorbell (that’s if they even pick you up), and expect a blow job on the first date. So no, if a woman asks you what you’re doing on Valentine’s day, the only D she wants is DINNER.
Yea, I said it. We want to be wined and dined and all that other girlfriend shit. Sure, if we can get laid it’s a sweet deal, but I can guarantee you that if you treat a chick like your run-of-the-mill booty call on Valentines day she will leave your ass faster than you can say blue balls. We are women, we can get D any night of the week if we really want it. So why is she asking on Valentines’ day? Because most likely she is the only girl in her group of friends that isn’t getting roses, taken out to a nice place, or even getting chocolate from the freaky janitor at their work. So instead of resigning herself to the fact that she really is “that single girl,” she is going to go out and make sure she still has female power. She might promise sex, but what she’s really looking for is romance…even if it just means he lights a candle before attempting to dry hump her (hey, beggars can’t be choosers).
Men, let me put this in terms most of you can understand. When all your buddies go out for a bachelor party and you are the only one not getting laid, don’t you turn up the charm on the ladies at the bar? It’s not cuz you’re looking to settle down, it’s because you want to reassure yourself that your penis still works. So just like men want to make sure they can get laid, women want to know that somewhere in the world someone thinks they are pretty, fun, and worth the bouquet of roses, even if it’s just for one night. So unless you happen to be one of the lucky bitches with an amazing boyfriend who surprises you with romance every other day, women get one day a year where it’s all about us and not our vagina. Well, some women do, single ladies holla.
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