With the cold weather coming it is the time for every man to go into the mode that gets them fatter to keep themselves warm for the winter, and everything revolves around beer, food and sports. Yes ladies and gentlemen it is the time of year for man mode to begin.
What is man mode? Man mode is going to your buddy's man cave and sipping on some dark winter beers. Man mode is eating man things like wings and pizza while you watch a football games on Sunday afternoon. Man mode is basically being everything that is a man.
As men we love it, it shows no worry about what your body looks like and what your liver is going to look like when man mode season is over. But when does man mode season have to end? Probably around the time the Super Bowl ends. Baseball season and the summer are right around the corner and you actually have to be seen out in public. As much as you may love man mode, you have to love the potential to pick up women with no shirt on as well.
Every man goes into a man mode stage. There is no reason not to. We love being fat and happy. If it wasn't required to look like you're in some type of shape to get some pussy then we wouldn't do it. Especially if we were rich because then it doesn't matter what you look like. But still, man mode season is officially in full effect. And for men everywhere, there's nothing better. Beer, wings and football. It's all about man mode.
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