Friday, October 26, 2012

Kid Gets Fucked Up Trying to Jump Over Moving Car

http://www.local10.com/news/Raw-video-Stunt-to-jump-over-car-goes-wrong/-/1717324/17146378/-/ds14rmz/-/index.html

You have to click the link to watch the video because it's not on youtube or anything because this kid gets fucking housed by this car. What a fucking moron this kid is. He was trying to jump over a car to impress college football recruiters. First of all, you're an idiot and any college coach who would think this is awesome would also be a fucking idiot. Yeah, I'm gonna risk my life by trying to jump over a fucking car. How big of an asshole are you? Like it's tough for me to actually feel bad for this kid because of how dumb he is. What good can come out of this? Add to all this that he's white and there's no way you're jumping over a car. And what about his friends? None of them thought, "Hey bro, this is probably the dumbest idea I've ever heard." But no, they all decided to take part in it. So they're assholes too. You know what this kid has to show for this act of stupidity. A broken arm, broken leg, critical condition and 89 stitches in one leg that we know about. Well now you're really not getting recruited by colleges because you're probably never playing football again. Congratulations, you are a fucking dummy.

Sidenote: Yes, please tell me how heartless I am for ripping this kid to shreds after he just got hit by a car. Let me just remind you that he did this to himself.

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