Are Women the Most Jealous Creatures on the Planet?

The other night at work I just so happened to witness a bachelorette party consisting of three chicks who were easily over 250, another chick who was probably about 210 and finally one skinny chick who was good looking and had the biggest cunt look on her face that anyone has ever seen.

I mean we all know that the only good looking chick in the bachelorette party is going to be pissed off and wonder why her fat friend found someone and she hasn't. Well I can give her at least a little hint of advice; maybe wiping the cunt look off your face would be a good start.

At least be a little happy for your friend who's getting married. She asked you to be part of everything, the least you could do is put a fucking smile on your face and pretend to be happy for her. Yeah, we know she's fat, but whatever, she found a guy and you haven't. You sitting there resenting her for it isn't going to find you a husband anytime soon. I'm willing to bet her personality blows yours away. Get drunk and have a good time. And you're also drinking out of a penis straw, lighten the fuck up.

So are women the most jealous creatures on the planet? Ummmm, I'm going to say yes to that one. They hate watching other women do well, it's almost borderline absurd. But again, it stems back to them needing attention. Your friend is going to be miserable while she's married anyway, just sit back and laugh at her while you go out getting raw dogged by some random dudes. Your decision might actually turn out better, unless of course you get AIDS; then you lose.