Tuesday, October 9, 2012

I'm Going Off After All The Shit I've Heard Today Regarding Alex Rodriguez

I'm going to start by saying this: This is the last post you will ever hear from me regarding Alex Rodriguez because if you idiot Yankee fans don't get it by now, you never will. You wanna put it all on him as the reason you lost last night's game, and if that's the case you're all fucking morons who shouldn't ever be allowed to talk baseball.

Let's start with the first inning when he came up with 1st and 2nd and nobody out. He hit a fucking rocket that the second baseman made a ridiculous play on that ended up being a double play. If that ball gets through, you're up 1-0 right away and by the time the inning is over it's at least 3-0 if not more. That one phenomenal play isn't his fault. He couldn't hit that fucking ball any harder. But wait let me guess, he should've hit a home run right?

He gets a hit his second at bat and then it's 1st and 2nd with one out. Why don't we blame Cano and Swisher for not getting a big hit in that situation? Because you like them, you just dislike A-Rod because you're a fucking moron baseball fan. You think A-Rod shouldn't be hitting third either. Again you're a dumb fuck because he makes that whole lineup better just by being in it. If you think that's not true, you should just lose your right to talk baseball.

What about when Jeter swung at the first pitch with the bases loaded and grounded out? No one said a peep. It's okay because it's Jeter who's also played terrible defense the first two games. But that also gets overlooked because his name isn't Alex Rodriguez. And your boy Swisher who is 1 for his last 33 with runners in scoring position in the postseason, we don't hear his name ever either. You assholes actually think you should re-sign him.

Go ahead and blame A-Rod, but just know you're an asshole and you don't know baseball. You don't see everything else that goes on. Like Cano not laying out for that ball that Mark Reynolds squeaked through to make it a 3-1 game. Cano's a gold glover, lay the fuck out in a playoff game. But you look passed that. So this is my last ever post about A-Rod. You're the most selfish fan base on earth thinking that a guy who brought you your only championship in the last ten years wasn't worth the money. I hope he fucking breaks out and shuts all of you the fuck up. And when that happens you'll all be sucking his dick. Why? Because 90% of Yankee fans are fair weather fans who don't know shit about baseball. Yeah, I said it. Come challenge me about it. You have my fucking email.

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