Yes, like every person in America and everywhere else in the world I watched the Victoria Secret fashion show last night. I mean guys watch women they'll never have sex with all the time so the Victoria Secret show is no different than anything else men do. But I couldn't help but wonder who is the Head of the angels?
Like every group has a leader among them. The people who run the show are like the coaches, they're not the leaders. I'm talking about who is the team captain? Do they have any? Or do they all just show up all hunky fucking dory every day and never wonder who the best one out of the bunch is? They're women so I find this incredibly hard to believe.
I'm not too sure who the actual leader is but all signs point to Adriana Lima even though she's been tarnished by giving birth. But at the beginning there was that whole thing about her and her Super Bowl commercial that got straight women's pussies wet. That was a definite sign. She's like Tim Duncan, just a wily veteran still getting it done as everyone doubts her.
And then coming in second as the co captain I think would be Lily Aldridge. She was on there talking about the first kiss shit and they were on her a lot the rest of the night. However, she was totally fucking lying when she talked about her first kiss being on her wedding day. Get real hun. Lily is like the veteran that no one likes because she thinks she's better than she actually is. Like a James Harden.
Finally, the other co captain and the one who will be taking over the leader role very soon has to be Candace Swanpoel right? She's like Kevin Durant, just an up and coming super star ready to take over the modeling world. Give her a couple of more years, she's gonna be all over the place even more than she is now.
Sidenote: Candace Swanepoel is the perfect hot girl to go after if you're an average looking guy. She was ugly as a kid and definitely still has some ugly duckling syndrome in her. Any charming, decent looking guy might have a shot with her because she probably doesn't know how hot she is.
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