What If Everyone Just Laid it All on the Table Before the Relationship Started?

When you first start talking to someone in what could potentially lead to a relationship, you don't really know what to expect. You have to actually get to know each other and feel each other out before knowing what you're actually going to get. But what if everyone just laid everything out on the table when they first started speaking to someone?

Like what if the chick shows up and says okay, if you wife me up here's what you're gonna get. You get blowjobs on the reg, sex on the reg, I'll make you food, I'll watch sports, and then I'll even tickle your asshole if you want me to. Instead of you having to put in tons and tons of effort figuring this shit out, you already know what you're gonna get. Therefore, you can decide right there whether you want to keep moving with the negotiations instead of possibly putting in all this time and then it not working out.

Would it be awesome? Or would it take the fun out of everything? Ladies, if a guy told you if you date him he'll always pay for everything, buy you gifts, occasionally cook, and be a total tomcat in the bedroom wouldn't you just tell him to wife you up right there? But instead you go through mind games and bullshit for a few months.

If you laid it on the table before you began relationships would work better and there would be less heartbreak. Because you wouldn't get caught up in the bullshit and then find out it doesn't work out. If she just tells you from day one she's a crazy bitch, you'd get the fuck out right there. And if the guy told you he's probably going to end up beating you, you would also get out right there. You should lay it all out on the table before it starts. It might just be the most genius idea ever.