If You're Not Watching Big Cat Week I Have Lost Respect For You As a Person

Is anyone paying attention to Big Cat Week on Nat Geo Wild? If you're not, I have lost respect for you as a person. This is so much better than Shark Week it's not even funny. Listen, with Shark Week you get the same shit every year over and over with potentially one new show that isn't even that much different than everything else you've seen. But Big Cat Week is like something new every second. And it's educational.

I have figured out through watching Big Cat Week that lions are the most savage animals on the face of the earth. They literally rape their women and decide that they're impregnating them, they make the women hunt, they eat whatever they want until they're full and then everybody can eat, and then once the women give birth they get rid of them and the kids. So basically lions are deadbeat dads who rape women and don't pay child support.

But that's not the point. The point is that you need to be watching Big Cat Week. If you're not doing it, you have no idea what you're missing out on.