Guys, Don't Unhook Her Bra at the Bar

There are many unwritten do's and don'ts when you are out in a public place. Two guys can't go to the bathroom together, don't get caught staring at that chick's cleavage and no the hot girl bartender really isn't interested in you. But what should be very high up on every guys list of what not to do at a bar should be unhooking a girl's bra while you're still there.

What is going through your mind that you would think it's totally okay to just slip your hand on her back and unhook the bra in front of a bunch of people? Why would you even think that this is remotely okay. Unless the girl is planning on taking you into the bathroom so you can have your way with her, this is going to end in the bare minimum of a slap to the face.

That's about the equivalent to her unzipping you at the bar while you're making out. Now yes it sounds awesome at first glance but do you really want your cock hanging out with a bunch of people around? I wouldn't totally think so. Unless you're sporting a nine inch softee, I don't think you want your cock just flopping around in front of people. So why would she want her tits falling out in front of everyone?

By doing this in public you totally justified her not banging you that not because now she's really not that type of girl. Not only that, but you just blew your shot all together with her. Save it for the bedroom, not for the bar. Unhooking the bra is a private, bedroom moment. Not a public, at the bar type of deal.

Sidenote: If you're wondering where this came from this is the beauty of being a bartender.