She Caught Him Red Handed

Last night I witnessed one of the greatest flip outs of all time. A chick caught the dude she was talking to while he was in the act of trying to nail some other chick. It was quite awesome to watch and also hilarious. This girl was stupid enough to think they were more than just fuck buddies, meanwhile he gave every signal to say she was nothing more. The flip out that occurred made me feel a little bit better about only making $100 on the night.

This dude was literally all over some chick the ENTIRE night. It was a going away party for a girl going back to law school and he made it clear from early on he wanted her to know that he was and has been totally into her for a while. The only problem was the chick that he clearly only uses to bang showed up later in the night.

When she showed up the guy paid zero attention to her. He was all over the other chick and made it clear that he really didn't want anything to do with his fuck buddy. His actions said, "I just fuck you, now leave me alone." The chick on the other hand didn't get the memo. He made the mistake of telling her where he was and she showed up absolutely annihilated with her friend. And then while he was laying the mack down to the chick he really wanted, she was hanging from his balls like a sloth hangs from a tree branch.

After the 45 minute mark of being ignored, the chick who is the fuck buddy went ape shit. She started flipping out telling him what an asshole he is and he bitched out saying, "She's just my best friend, it's nothing." Yeah bro, you sounded so convincing. When he left the fuck buddy wasted no time in calling him to yell instead of chasing him out the door. Now I can't blame the guy for a couple of reasons here.

One, he didn't tell her to come, he just told her where he was and she showed up. Two, he never sent any signals that she was anything more than "that girl he fucks", she's the one who went psycho and thought it was more. His main mistake here was saying that the other girl was, "just his best friend". We all know that means, "she's the girl I'm trying to wife up, you're just an option to get my dick wet when I'm drunk." He was caught in the act, but it was her fault for misreading the situation. What's the lesson here? Don't tell your fuck buddy where you are when you're out on the town.