You literally cannot make this shit up. This one comes to us from Red Dick, Florida. Well it's actually Reddick but Red Dick sounds so much better. Anyway, a woman has reported her driveway was stolen. No, I didn't fuck up that sentence. I didn't mean a car got stolen from her driveway, I mean her actual driveway got stolen. She had a nice, paved brick driveway and it got stolen. There is a witness who claims that they saw two guys tearing up the paved bricks and throwing them in their black pick up truck but it didn't look suspicious because there was a construction crew working on something right there. Now either the people in Florida are incredibly stupid, or these guys really looked like construction workers. But can I ask what the fuck you're gonna do with a driveway of bricks?
Sidenote: In case you were wondering why I decided to add this new segment to the blog. Here's a list of 40 things that have happened in Florida in 2012: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-40-most-insane-things-that-happened-in-florida
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