Dude that is such not a cool shirt to wear, ever. You know what your t-shirt is really telling people? It says, "I'm so caught up with this chick who is never having sex with me that I'm too blind to see that she's never going to have sex with me." Come on bro. Other girls look at you as pathetic and other guys give you swirlies in the bathroom. And then after they give you the swirly they go run the train on your "best friend" just to add some more insult to injury. Your best bet at this juncture is to cut ties with the friendship thing, become a complete asshole, and go destroy vagina relentlessly for the next five to six years of your life.
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