Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Is She Worth Monetary Value?

This should be an age old question answered by men everywhere, however I have never heard it asked. When you meet a girl, get her number and start engaging in conversation with her this question should always be raised. Is she worth monetary value?

What does this mean? It means is she worth taking out and getting to know, or is she just someone you meet out with your friends, try to get drunk and then take home and go to town on? It's one of the two, there is no in the middle with this. It's either she's worth spending money on by taking out, or she's not.

All women have certain characteristics about them that make them either desirable or undesirable. The beauty in getting her number and then feeling her out a little bit by talking to her is that you can figure out whether or not she's actually worth taking out. If she's not worth it, you don't even have to make plans. You can just hope you see her out while you're both drunk and then hope for a BJ in the bathroom.

Ladies, don't get mad at me. You all think you're worth monetary value, I know. But if you're going out and slobbering all over three different guys in the same night while you black out then there is a good chance a guy doesn't want to spend money in order to fuck you. Mainly because he clearly doesn't need to. Do the math, you're either worth waiting to have sex with or you're not. It's the way of the world.

2 comments:

  1. This chick is worth at least 2 footlong subs at Subway. Higher quality than a Denny's grandslam

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  2. That was quite possibly the most unfunny comment I've ever read anonymous. Good effort though.

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