Guys Will Be Whatever She Wants Us to Be If She's Hot Enough

 

Last night I was having a conversation with a relative of mine who also happens to be a long time Mets fan. He says to me, "I think I'm a Yankee fan now." A little bit shocked by this I needed to ask why the sudden change? And that's when I realized that men will be whatever a chick wants us to be if she's hot and spreading her legs. 

He tells me he wore his buddy's Yankee hat to a party because it went with his outfit (kind of gay, but whatever). Then some hot blonde chick was asking him to take his shirt off so she could do body shots off of him. Sounds like a classy broad to me. They get fucked up, they grind all over each other all night, and he goes home with her. He gets too fucked up and ends up not having sex. 

The next day when they wake up she said she's a big Yankee fan and thought he was hot because of the Yankee hat. Basically, he is now a Yankee fan because she's really hot and thinks he looks hot with a Yankee hat on. Which brings us to what this is really about. If a chick is hot enough, guys will be whatever she wants us to be. Why? Because if it's going to help us get inside her, we will do it. Outside of having sex with another guy, we will pretty much do anything for pussy. 

Do you know how many guys tells girls that they're into something just because she is? Every guy has done it to have sex with a chick. He doesn't love kittens, he's actually allergic to them. But he'll hold one like it's his first born child if it's gonna get him laid. He can't stand the thought of sushi. But he'll eat it like it's his favorite meal in the entire world if she's smoking hot and spreading her legs afterwards. You get my drift here. Guys will be whatever she wants us to be if she's hot enough and giving it up. Ask any guy out there, they all have a story about it.