Everyone knows those people who really don't have a name. It's that person who is a relative or friend of someone within your close group of friends. You like hanging out with them, they're an awesome time, but they come around so little that you never took the time to know what their actual name is. They have a name, but when they're around you they don't have a name.
For instance, your best friend's cousin. The kid is perhaps the man and the most fun you have is when he comes around. You two talk like you know each other for years, buy each other drinks the whole night and probably end up banging roommates at the end of some nights. But that doesn't matter, he still doesn't have a name. He will still be known as "best friend's cousin".
This even happens with girls. But for girls it's usually something like the girl she went to pre school with or the girl she grew up with. It's the hot girl who comes around every three months and takes the attention away from the normal group of friends. She never leaves with a guy but always ends up giving her number out. The girls of the group don't like her and when a guy asks one of them what the girl's name is they always put on a bitch face and say something like, "it's some girl my friend grew up with".
You all know this is fucking true. We all have that person who makes occasional appearances in our lives who doesn't have a name. For guys, we love this person without a name. For women, they fucking hate it because they're the most jealous creatures on the planet. But love it or hate it, we all have to deal with it in some way so you might as well embrace it.
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