Response: It Has to Be Demoralizing For a Chick to Not Get Any Likes When She Changes Her Relationship Status on Facebook

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Let me respond to the It Has to Be Demoralizing For a Chick to Not Get Any Likes When She Changes Her Relationship Status on Facebookby saying that yes, getting no likes on a facebook relationship status change can be pretty demoralizing.  But getting tons of likes on it can also be demoralizing.  Let me explain why.  Relationship statuses on facebook are stupid.  They spell it out in the Social Network, the relationship status should really say “available for sex, not available for sex, in a relationship but the sex is bad so I’ll consider other options if the opportunity presents itself.”  Or to simplify things let’s do the straight up 6^th grade note style: “yes, no or maybe.”  So changing your status and getting no likes means that basically no one wants to have sex with you.  When it rains it pours fuckers.  

It also can mean you have no friends.  Anytime a girl changes her status you know within seconds her best friends are usually like “yay can’t wait to get single girl shots laterrrrrr, love you girlie!” or “chicks before dicks for lifeee, so happy you don’t have to deal with stupid head anymore.”  The occasional mean girl movie clip sometimes makes an appearance on the wall.  So if no girl is commenting offering words of support, that most likely means this chick screwed her friends over and never hung out with them while she was seeing the guy.

But getting tons of likes also means lots of people want to have sex with you.  No, no, no, actually it means they think they CAN have sex with you.  How many times do you see a hot chick, aka Jersey shore pretty, with a new single status and tons of dudes being like “I know how to treat a lady right call me J ;) <333 smooch.” Usually the guys commenting have pictures of cars as their cover photos.  These bros are like YES there is a 99.875% chance that this chick is going to be wasted and horny at a bar tonight, and I’m going to have sex with that sloppy mess.  Knowing guys are treating you like the Kris Humphries of rebounds is no fun either.

Moral of the story kids, treat your relationship status like your sheets in college, only change them twice a year when you go home for break. But hey I don’t know a ton about this topic, seeing as how I got over changing my relationship status for attention back in the 4^th grade.  Should I try it out and see what happens?