Hey New York Giants, You're All a Bunch of Frauds

What's up Tom Coughlin? What's up JPP? What's up Eli Manning? What's up Justin Tuck? What's up Osi? What's up Corey Webster? What's up Antrel Rolle, Hakeem Nicks, Victor Cruz and the rest of you? I hope you're feeling good today. I also hope you watch the film of Osi laughing after a tackle while you were getting your dicks smacked down 24-0. I just want to let all of you know, you're ALL a bunch of frauds.

Let's start with the D-Line. The self proclaimed "best defensive line in football". You guys are the biggest frauds there are. You haven't shown up in weeks. You talk all week long and then play only when you WANT to play. If you're down to start the game, it's over for you, you just decide to go through the motions. Playing the run has become non existent because you clearly don't know how to do that and when was the last time you had a meaningful sack? Hey JPP, where you been bro? Did you just decide the season was over after the Green Bay game? Justin Tuck, you haven't shown up all season and Osi, get a new move bro. Running around the tackle and sort of knocking the ball out of the quarterback's hand isn't working anymore since you don't have another move. How about working on something else this week in practice? You guys are a joke.

Now to the secondary. Hey Prince Amukamara, are you made of chop sticks? You are ALWAYS hurt. You and Kenny Phillips need to play in bubble wrap. Corey Webster, all you're good for is starting fights with receivers, I rarely see you covering anyone. And Antrel Rolle, do you run with shit in your pants? I thought you were fast? Meanwhile I see tight ends and slot receivers burning your ass every time you try to cover them. What's up with that?

Finally, the offense. Eli, you must be the dumbest human being on the planet. You make throws that quarterbacks have no business making, it's unbelievable. You're so inconsistent I can't take it anymore. Yeah, great, you brought us two Super Bowls now what? The entire offensive line, you guys are a joke. Two 4th and 1's and a 4th and 2 and you can't get a push? News flash, that Falcons defense is not that good, you guys are a joke. And Victor Cruz and Hakeem Nicks. You guys want to be elite? You're not elite. Elite receivers make plays in big games. You guys do not. Fact. And don't get me started with Kevin Gilbride, the most predictable Offensive Coordinator in football. Please fire him.

And Tom Coughlin, I'm tired of hearing the same shit over and over from you. I want you to go nuts on the media and call out your entire team. Tell the media how much they suck because maybe that'll be a wake up call to them. You need to do something. I don't even care anymore though. I honestly hope you guys lose out. Why? Because you're all frauds who lead people to believe that you're an elite football team. Elite football teams do one thing better than everyone else, they're consistent. They show up EVERY week. You know what you are? You're an average team. Average teams show up when they want. Elite teams do it consistently. Goodbye season, you're all frauds.