Monday, December 31, 2012

See Ya, Mike!

JETS FIRE MIKE TANENBAUM, REX RYAN STAYS.


Blow it all to hell!!!!!!! Guess what Mike? You're gone! You wanna know why you're gone? Here, let me break it down for you.

1) You signed Tim Tebow in the offseason. For what? To run that really efficient Wildcat? Guess what buddy, that didn't work.

2) You picked Tony Sparano to be the new OC!! Why'd you do that? Because he's the Wildcat guru? Guess what?? That didn't work out at all! (Tony Sparano will be the next one out the door).

3) You kept Wayne Hunter on your team until the 3rd preseason game! Did you not watch any game film from last year? Was there any doubt that the position of right tackle needed to be addressed? Apparently there was? Because you waited until the last minute to get rid of Wayne Hunter and got Austin Howard...who also sucks.

4) You have ZERO dynamic running backs. Hey Mike, why do you think Alfred Morris is so effective? You think it's because he's as talented as Adrian Peterson? Umm, no. Maybe it's because he's got Robert Griffin to play off of. Remember how good the tandem was when you had Thomas Jones and LT? Goddamn, I wonder why that worked! NO you say! I don't want that! Let's have Bilal Powell and Shonn Greene do the exact same thing!

5) Why did you give Mark Sanchez that much money? Why did you commit to him for more than one year. Why, Michael, why!!

6) Unfortunately when you're mediocre in this league it means that you have zero clue what you're doing. Thanks for the 6-10 record. Now we can draft someone shitty. Or maybe, like Bellichek does, we can draft well.


Sidenote: Rex deserves to stay. To get 6 wins with this roster is absurd. Talent wise, this is one of the top 5 worst teams in the NFL (offensively).

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