Showing posts with label Jets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jets. Show all posts

Monday, December 31, 2012

See Ya, Mike!

JETS FIRE MIKE TANENBAUM, REX RYAN STAYS.


Blow it all to hell!!!!!!! Guess what Mike? You're gone! You wanna know why you're gone? Here, let me break it down for you.

1) You signed Tim Tebow in the offseason. For what? To run that really efficient Wildcat? Guess what buddy, that didn't work.

2) You picked Tony Sparano to be the new OC!! Why'd you do that? Because he's the Wildcat guru? Guess what?? That didn't work out at all! (Tony Sparano will be the next one out the door).

3) You kept Wayne Hunter on your team until the 3rd preseason game! Did you not watch any game film from last year? Was there any doubt that the position of right tackle needed to be addressed? Apparently there was? Because you waited until the last minute to get rid of Wayne Hunter and got Austin Howard...who also sucks.

4) You have ZERO dynamic running backs. Hey Mike, why do you think Alfred Morris is so effective? You think it's because he's as talented as Adrian Peterson? Umm, no. Maybe it's because he's got Robert Griffin to play off of. Remember how good the tandem was when you had Thomas Jones and LT? Goddamn, I wonder why that worked! NO you say! I don't want that! Let's have Bilal Powell and Shonn Greene do the exact same thing!

5) Why did you give Mark Sanchez that much money? Why did you commit to him for more than one year. Why, Michael, why!!

6) Unfortunately when you're mediocre in this league it means that you have zero clue what you're doing. Thanks for the 6-10 record. Now we can draft someone shitty. Or maybe, like Bellichek does, we can draft well.


Sidenote: Rex deserves to stay. To get 6 wins with this roster is absurd. Talent wise, this is one of the top 5 worst teams in the NFL (offensively).

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Mark Sanchez Named Starter for Week 17...Wait, what?

Are the Jets serious?


I just don't get it. I really don't. I thought we were moving on from Sanchez. No one understands more than me that he isn't the root of the problem. It was proven last week that pretty much nobody has a chance with receivers who can't separate, a crap O-line, and a mediocre run game...but I thought it was also pretty much solidified that Sanchez's time in NY was over. Mcelroy, Tebow, Sanchez...they're the same thing! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it!


Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Jets Are Officially Eliminated

Good. I'm happy about it. Trent Dilfur said it best last night, "this is NFL Justice." The Jets did not deserve to make it to the playoffs this year, plain and simple.

I can't lie, I'm very mad at myself. I'm mad because I'm better than just an emotional fan. I look at quantifiable evidence to determine whether or not a team is any good and I try to leave my emotions out of it. I did that in the beginning of the year. I looked at the Jets roster and I said, "this team is mediocre. This team will go 6-10, or 7-9, or maybe 8-8 and will miss the playoffs and be forever a mediocre team." I called that in the beginning of the season. I got people telling me that I'm a fake Jets fan because I don't think they're that good. I catch shit mentioning Jaws' QB countdown which ranked two of the Jets QB's at the bottom of the league. Even with Jaws' rankings, I still tried to give Sanchez the benefit of the doubt. But the dude is average at best, his receiving core this year was dog shit, the running game is about as dynamic as me taking my morning shit, and the coaching staff, front office, and owner are as liable for blame as any of the players.

But guess what, even with my knowledge of football, my understanding of what it takes to be a PLAYOFF team, and the fact I do my best to leave my emotions out of it...I got caught up. I got caught up these last two weeks with the possibility that this team could actually make the playoffs. Stupid me. I'm kicking myself for this. I allowed myself to actually believe that this team had a prayer in hell to make it into the playoffs. And just when I was getting amped up about the possibility of this team making it into the postseason they show up last night and kick me right in the dick. Just fucking punished me. Stepped on my chest with a spiked heel. Stepped on my head while I was drowning. Everything they could have done to just break me down they did.

5 turnovers. 5 turnovers in an elimination game. 5 turnovers in an elimination game against the fucking Titans. The Titans who have one of the worst defenses in the NFL. Yeah, that Titans team. Sanchez threw 4 picks. Not one of them can be blamed on a receiver botching a route. They're all on him. The pick that really bothered me (they all did) was his last one. Back foot throw on an otherwise good drive into triple coverage down 4 with the season on the line. ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!! And then obviously, you have to cap this horrific game off with another gift from the Titans which was taken by the Jets, opened, and immediately urinated on with the preceding fumble on the 25 yard line with, once again, the entire season on the line. And does Sanchez get pissed? No. Forget that. It's not that important. He taps Mangold on the chest and probably says in a dull roar, "Awww, shoot!! Well, gosh darnett Mark!" Pitiful.

I think that was Sanchez' last play as a Jet. Has to be right? I mean, I think this season has pretty much solidified that he can't be anything more than a shitty Alex Smith. I'll take Alex Smith. I'll take Mike Vick. Hell I'll even deal with McElroy next year if it means we can actually go 2-14 and get a decent draft pick. Take a look at the Skins and the Colts. They're going to the playoffs this year! They dealt with a couple of shitty seasons and guess what? Now they are on their way up. I don't understand the false sense of hope or loyalty that management has to Sanchez. He's a big boy. He knows that he's been terrible. Send him to KC. I honestly wish the best for him. He works hard, he's a good dude, he handled the Tebow situation incredibly this year...but he's just not the right fit for the NYJ right now. Plain and simple. That's just business.

The business point has been on my mind also. Woody Johnson treats this team like a business. It's all about coverage. You know the old adage, "All press is good press." The team, because of their location was most likely revenue positive this year. Probably substantially. The truth is, Woody Johnson could care less about how this team actually performs, as long as they are making money. As long as fans come to the game, and people watch on T.V.; sponsors will keep on sponsoring, ticket sellers will keep on selling tickets, and the money that teams make once fans are in the stadium...forget about it. So, that being said, congratulations Woody, you got the back cover on Tuesday!




Monday, December 17, 2012

Hey New York Giants Fans-Shut the Fuck Up For a Second?


Wahhh!!! Wahhhh!!! The Giants are so unpredictable! One week they show up and the next week they don't!! I don't need to do cardiovascular workouts, I'm a Giants fan!! It's like a heart attack every week!! I need Xanax! I feel like Carrie from Homeland!

Hey guess what assholes? You guys have won two superbowls in the last five years, shut the fuck up. That video above is what I get the privilege of watching every week. Stop complaining you pieces of filth! Go back to your shanties!

Friday, December 14, 2012

Forewarning If the Steelers Lose on Sunday

Can you remember the last time the Jets threw a passing TD?
Just letting everyone know if the Steelers lose on Sunday I will be talking relentless shit up until the Monday Night Game aka "The why the fuck did we schedule the Jets and Titans for the Monday Night Game?"

Until then, go Cowboys!!!