To mark the beginning of National Masturbation Month, Philadelphia is hosting Masturbate-A-Thon 2013. Every hour participants spend masturbating, sponsors donate money that funds sex education. God, what a genius move this is. You wanna get people out for an event, you do something like this. Have women showing up with massive dildos, have guys showing up with stacks of porn DVD's the possibilities are endless. All the events end on Thursday May 30th where they will count how much semen could be compiled throughout the span of one month. Okay, so maybe I made that last part up but I still think it may possibly be worth attending for the sexually frustrated individual.
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