Friday, May 4, 2012

What's With The Skinny Jeans Bro?

 
Alright seriously when did the dick chokers and nut huggers become a fashion statement? Like am I completely out of my mind when I see this and think this is the unmanliest thing a dude can do? Seriously, what makes someone wake up in the morning and say, "I want my cock and balls to be completely unable to breathe." Fella's I hate to break it to you, but this is not a good look. There's no reason for your calves and ankles to look like they're saran wrapped. You're telling me that you get laid by decent looking women who also have eyesight when you wear these? I have to say I have my doubts about that one. Are you trying to be a rebel, or do you just think this looks good? Because it doesn't look good, and I wouldn't consider it being a rebel. You're not breaking any rules, and you just look like you're wearing women's jeans. Therefore, I think both your plans have failed. Get some real jeans, and be a man. 

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