Ladies, when your man is trying to watch his team play in a very important game, or any game for that matter you need to understand that it's nothing personal, but it's fucking game time. Game time is our time to yell at the TV, throw shit, and get pissed off that the team we love so much is sucking at the moment. It's also our time to get jacked up when good shit happens. This means, for the three hours that we are into the game, refrain from touching us please.
Game time is not cuddle time and that's something women everywhere need to understand. Do we try to cuddle with you while you're watching Greys Anatomy and/or some stupid show that consists of vampires having sex with each other? No, we don't. So when we're watching the game, don't try to cuddle with us. We're not having it.
And if it's playoff time, don't even try talking while the game is on. We need full concentration into what is going on in the game. Talking about what color you should do your nails next week is not only something we have no interest in, but it's not even remotely the proper time to bring it up. It's fucking playoff time, our intensity is amped up 300%.
Do you realize where we're coming from here girls? It's nothing against you, but there is a time and a place for everything and the time to cuddle is not during game time. The game is on, we're into the game, go in the kitchen and do something productive for us.
Sidenote: Fucking Biebs cuddling with Selena at a Winnipeg Jets game earlier this season and now he's wanted for beating up the paparazzi. Talk about a total 180 on that one.
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