God I hope that's not herpes. Anyway, this is a chick who just decided to get hammered and drive right through a 96 year old woman's home out in long island. Driving drunk, classic; that is until you don't recognize where you are and you're putting stoves through people's yards and almost killing yourself and your friend in the car. Drunk and dumb with herpes is no way to go through life sweetheart. Here is your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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