What do women do? Women drive men crazy and make us want to rip our hair out. They annoy the shit out of us, they ask us for the most ridiculous things and they don't have any concept of reality ever actually. However, the one thing that women come with that nothing else does is a vagina.
So what does that mean? That means that as guys we are willing to put up with the whining and the bullshit because of the vagina. I mean what guy doesn't love a nice vagina? It's like a nice flowery little concoction of goodness that waits for a penis to enter it and destroy it like the end of the world is coming tomorrow.
Do we like putting up with the bullshit? No, do you think we really want to know how your day is going? Not really, I mean it has no effect on us how your day is actually going, but we listen to you speak because that's what you want. And that way at the end of the night we can get what we want, which is your vagina.
Whether it's sitting on our face or riding us like a bull, we'll put up with just about anything for your vagina. Except for when you have your period, then it's just a bad week all around for us especially if you suck at giving head. Basically, we put up with women for one reason: Because you come with a vagina.
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