What Is The Proper Timing For Break Up Sex?

 

This is a topic spoken about for years mainly because everyone does it and mainly because it has happened to everyone. But the real question here is when is the proper timing for break up sex? Like when is it supposed to happen? Or even better, is it supposed to happen at all?

Well, break up sex is normally just like a little goodbye present to ease the pain of whatever is happening at the moment. Depending on the timing of that sex you will either get an angry guy laying the wood relentlessly, or you'll get an upset girl laying there on her back in tears. There's really no in between in the situation. 

But what about if the break up sex happens right before the break up? To no surprise the sex would be good, but that's one of you basically just saying that this is the last time you'll be having sex for awhile. But is it good etiquette to have the break up sex before the break up? You can't have awesome sex and then drop the hammer down. I mean how often does that actually happen? Not much I supposed. 

So back to the original question, what exactly is the proper timing? I'm going to say right afterwards. It's a little wham, bam thank you ma'am that eases the pain and makes you think that at the very least you went out on a high note. And that's what it's all about isn't it? Just straight up going out on a high note like no other. Just make sure you don't slip one by the goalie, then shit could get real awkward.