Ahh yes, the old text message freudian slip when you accidentally text an off duty state trooper about that moon-shine you've been looking for. That's actually more along the lines of an extremely bad fuck up I would say. What are you doing with moon-shine anyway hun? I mean I know it's like 20000 proof and everything, but I'm pretty sure that's not the best way to go about things. One, because you're a woman with a low alcohol tolerance most likely, and two just because you can go to a liquor store and get the same effect from something else. But as we can see by the evidence here being smart isn't really your strong point. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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