Old and Busted: College kids binge drinking. New Hotness: Senior Citizens Binge Drinking. Yes according to this article the fastest growing group of binge drinkers are of the senior citizen variety of over 65 years old. I fucking love it. Old people just not giving a fuck because they're old and they know their life is over soon anyway so they're just gonna live it up like there's no tomorrow even if it means throwing up on themselves twice every weekend. Like I'm sure Santa Clause up top here probably parties with the best of them and slays more tang than most dudes forty years younger than him. I can't wait to go out and start partying with some seniors. Just spending their social security money on booze and bitches. God, I can't wait to be a senior.
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