If you know anything about life then you know quite simply that there is a proper way to do everything in this world. There's a proper way to have sex, there's a proper way to eat, go to an event, drive a car, watch TV, throw a BBQ, I can literally go on forever. But what is never talked about is the proper way to have a three way.
If there's a proper way to have a three way then there must be rules involved. Rule number one, you do not participate in a three way with your girlfriend or boyfriend. If you do it with your boyfriend or girlfriend you're in for a complete mess afterwards. You have to do it with people you don't know that way you can tell everyone about how awesome it was, and you never have to see the other two people ever again.
Rule number two, a three way is strictly TWO girls and ONE guy. Does everyone have that memorized? Two girls and one guy only. No ifs, ands or buts about it. If it's two guys and one girl you might as well just throw an apple in that bitch's mouth because she's gonna look like a big on a rotisserie during a pig roast. Poor girls just gonna be getting twisted and turned so many times it's considered inhumane really. I mean they'll probably just stick a golf flag in the open hole to remind themselves that they have another one to use later on.
In conclusion we have seen the two rules to a proper three way. First of all, you need total strangers and second of all you need two girls and one guy only. Anything other than these two things is not a proper three way. I'm just here to be educational, it's what I do.
Sidenote: How many guys are gonna be going out this weekend trying to swing a 3 way with a set of chicks who are either sisters or best friends?
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