We can safely classify this woman as batshit crazy. Just holding up traffic by masturbating on the side of the highway, flashing people as they drive by and honk and then love chomping at the cops. But wait, there's more. She was then spreading her legs in the jail cell and telling the cops to come kiss her there. Lovely, you are not the type of woman who I would want to be going down on. You look like your vagina probably comes with a set of fucking shark teeth. Masturbating on the side of the highway and flashing cops is no way to go through life hun. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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