Come on, I think we're all guilty of this. You see a couple and you either think to yourself, "Okay, I can see it," or you think to yourself, "Really?" Then the next thing you automatically think is, "Jeeze, I wonder what they look like when they're having sex."
Sometimes you just can't help yourself, I mean come on there are just some couples who you look at and think how the hell did those two get together. Then there are those couples where you automatically think that they definitely go well together, but then you take a step back for a second and think about what the two of them having sex must look like.
And for some of those couples you put your own image that you made up in your head and you can't get that image out. Every time you see them you just think of a Thanksgiving Turkey and a Christmas Ham having sex with each other on a couch somewhere. It's a terrible way to live your life, but that's just how your mind works sometimes. The worst is when you see a guy who's big with a little petite girl and all you think about is that poor girl being splintered into pieces in the bedroom.
I know that most of you are thinking that your mind doesn't actually work like mine does but just wait until the next time you see a certain couple. The first thing you're gonna think about is what they look like having sex, and then you're gonna think of this post. And then you can admit that your mind actually does work like mine. My bad for being a modern day prophet.
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