What Do You Say About A Guy Who Turns Down A Trip To Atlantic City Because He Claims He Has To "Look" For An Apartment?

 

Look at this guy right here, isn't he handsome? Handsome maybe, but does he have a vagina between those legs? That could be a maybe as well when you first say yes to take a trip down to Atlantic City for a friend's birthday and then two days before the trip mysteriously back out because you have to go "apartment hunting". 

Like who are we kidding here Paul? Realistically, how many apartments can you go see in one day? Two maybe three if you're lucky. And the explanation of where you're looking for an apartment is just absolutely ludacris. You might as well have just said you're looking for an apartment in the city with the fucking window you claimed to be looking in. From the 20's to the 80's on the east side and the west side. Anywhere else you're looking big guy? What'd you leave out like one or two parts of the city in that? You might as well be a meteorologist who says a hurricane is gonna hit anywhere between Florida and Maine. 

And then the case cracker, big Paul says he's gonna "Tebow" in the middle of every apartment he likes as well as "Tebow" before he goes out on Saturday night. Instead of Tebowing and pretending to look for apartments while you and Tebow pray together, why don't you just be a man, and do what men do and go to Atlantic City for your boy's birthday? You're really not fooling anyone with your excuse, and it's stupid just to be stubborn at this point. 

The ball's in your court now Paul. It's Friday and they're leaving for Atlantic City on Saturday. You have two options in my opinion. The first one is you can stick your tampon back in and go act like you're looking for apartments when you can just do that next weekend. Or option B, reach between your legs and make sure your balls are still there, man the fuck up and go to Atlantic City where you'll be balls deep in some asian hookers and you'll also have the chance to win some money. Plus you get to go to a buffet. If you don't like buffets you're a fucking terrorist. That is anti-American. 

Sidenote: If you look closely between his legs in the picture you can see a tampon string hanging out. I guess he really does have a vagina.