So this guy was a pastor who handled snakes because he believed all Christians were mandated to handle snakes as their trust in God and if they got bit they would trust in God alone to heal them. I foresaw this as a bad idea right around the words "mandated to handle snakes". Why would holding a snake show your trust in God? Isn't like the main reason we're all not sitting naked in a garden doing whatever we want right now because of a snake? And a woman, but now's not really the time to get into the whole woman ordeal. And I see God alone healed you of your snake bite. Actually I don't because you're actually no longer alive. Here's your t-shirt, I really don't know what else to say besides don't fuck with snakes.
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