How Do You Like Your Women?

 

We're not gonna go with tits or ass or blonde or brunette with this one. This time we're going with body types. If I've noticed anything throughout my study of people over the years it's that certain men like the same body type over and over again. So today, I am going to go over the different types of body types that women actually have. As for me I like my women how I like my glasses, sitting on my face. 

Tall: Nothing like a tall woman to get some guys going. Now unless you're of their height of even taller, you probably have a slim chance of getting with them. But what guys like about tall girls are those long sexy legs that they sport especially around this time of year. No guy can actually tell you what it is about legs that gets them going, but the only word they will use to describe it is sexy. 

Petite: Guys who like petite chicks are usually larger guys. Why? Honestly, it's because they want a girl who they can actually attempt to splinter into pieces while they're banging them. Petite girls are extremely cute and look so sweet and innocent. But that doesn't mean they don't love a good railing every now and then. 

Thick: There's a big difference between thick and fat. Thick is almost like a Nikki Minaj type of body if she wasn't enhanced. They're not considered skinny, but they're not considered fat. You have a considerable amount of places to hold on to. Plus every thick chick has an ass that's more plump and round than a rip nectarine. 

Toned: These are those chicks who are always in the gym and were probably athletes at some point in their life. They're in awesome shape and guys don't like to take they're shirt off around them because they feel small and insignificant. No one likes a girl who's too muscular, but when she's toned and has that great body, everyone loves it. The problem is that she's usually a bitch and doesn't even want to look at 80% of guys. 

Large And In Charge: Watch out for the big girl! Watch out for the big girl! There are always those guys out there who just cannot contain themselves and always love themselves a big girl. She is not considered thick, a big girl is considered fat. If she sits in a chair and the fat from her ass hangs over the sides, you can consider her fat. However, the fat ones clean a mean pipe if you catch my drift.