Yeah, it confused me too hun. Anyway, I'm talking to one of my lovely co-workers yesterday and she's telling me a story about her ex. She was trying to get into it with him one night and she did the thing that every guy wants their girl to do just as they're about to have sex. She called him Daddy. And the response turned her vagina from a slip n slide, to the Mohave Desert.
He called her daughter. Yes, he actually responded with the word daughter. It's not even a matter of have you ever been laid before, it's a matter of have you watched any type or porn, movie, TV or anything else for that matter in your entire life? Like when a girl calls you Daddy she is basically telling you that she is hopping on board for a one way ticket straight to pound town. She doesn't want to be able to walk the next day.
Why you would even think to respond with daughter boggles my mind as well. Do you know how creepy that is? Like hoes call their pimps Daddy, so that's not really creepy. You calling her daughter is like saying you're fucking your daughter. What are you a hillbilly from like the sticks in Alabama? No girl wants to hear that from the dude they're banging.
Does anyone else have any thoughts on this or am I the only one who's completely out of their mind? When a girl calls you Daddy it's time to put on that miners helmet and start doing work. Next time don't even respond, just throw her down and start doing work. Remember less is more when it comes to talking during sex.
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