Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Walmart Shopper Wednesday's

 
Just when we thought it couldn't be done, you have exceeded all limits and pulled off one of the most amazing feats we have seen in years. The feat I speak of is the double FUPA. You have a FUPA on top of a FUPA, it's incredible. And as I look you up and down what is really going through my head right now is how terrible I feel for you ankles, those poor things must be screaming. Not to mention that you really have no business wearing those shorts in a public forum. I guess you figured after all those years of hard work to get to this size that you're entitles to a wardrobe slip up every now and again. Happy Wednesday. 

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  1. I read this and started crying laughing as soon as I read Double FUPA.

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