Just when we thought it couldn't be done, you have exceeded all limits and pulled off one of the most amazing feats we have seen in years. The feat I speak of is the double FUPA. You have a FUPA on top of a FUPA, it's incredible. And as I look you up and down what is really going through my head right now is how terrible I feel for you ankles, those poor things must be screaming. Not to mention that you really have no business wearing those shorts in a public forum. I guess you figured after all those years of hard work to get to this size that you're entitles to a wardrobe slip up every now and again. Happy Wednesday.
I read this and started crying laughing as soon as I read Double FUPA.
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