Tuesday, May 1, 2012

He Doesn't Get A Free Pass Because He's Gay...

 
If there's one thing I've learned about gay guys throughout my life it's that pretty much all of them are smart. I really don't think that I've ever met a dumb gay guy. So what I'm getting at here is that they know exactly what they're doing when they do certain things. They're like women, they fucking do things just to do them and get a rise out of people and then play the gay card when someone has a problem with it. I have nothing against gay dudes, just the one's that do shit like this. 

For instance, there are a ton of gay guys who go out and say shit like, "Oh, it's okay if your girlfriend makes out with me because I'm gay." Actually, no it's not okay if she makes out with you. You're supposed to be gay, what interest do you have in making out with someone's girlfriend? So it's okay for some straight guy to make out with your boyfriend because he's straight. You would throw a gay temper tantrum and lose your mind bro. 

And then we have the infamous, "She's allowed to grab my dick, I'm gay remember?" Once again, no she's not allowed to grab your dick because you're gay. First of all, if she takes you up on that offer and actually grabs your dick she's a pig and she can't be trusted. Secondly, unless she has huge man hands there's no reason for you to want her to touch your dick. If a lesbian can't grab my dick, my girlfriend can't grab your dick. 

Do these gay guys who do this stuff just do it to get a rise out of straight guys? I think so. They see how far they can push us until we say something and then they say something along the lines of we're not allowed to touch them because they're gay. And then if we do touch them we're gay bashers. So no, if I don't get a free pass to hop in on a three way make out with lesbians, you don't get a free pass to make out with my girlfriend and have her touch your dick. When I'm hopping in on a three way with two lesbians, you can do whatever you want. Until that day comes, our girlfriends aren't allowed to touch you. 

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