This is something that is actually so hard to accomplish that it takes years of hard work. What am I talking about? I am talking about the double FUPA that she has going on over here. You don't just wake up one day and say, "Oh well, it looks like I have a double FUPA now." No, this takes years of experienced eating and being a lazy fuck to accomplish. I'm not even mad, I'm impressed. How much alcohol would it take for me to stick my penis anywhere near her? Anywhere between a bird bath of Jameson, and a public swimming pool filled with Jager. At least if I don't remember it, it doesn't technically count as happening. What happens at Walmart, stays at Walmart.
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