What does the word undateable mean? Many people seem to think that it's a complicated subject when really, it's not. Either you are able to be dated and dealt with, or you are just a self centered, pain in the ass, who has no hope at ever getting a guy to date you. What makes a woman undateable?
Stupidity: Whether it be trying to be intentionally stupid, or just being that stupid; stupidity is something that makes every woman undateable. Asking dumb questions and telling me things in the form of questions will drive any man up a wall. All it takes is one inkling of stupidity and any guy will be running for the hills. If you're stupid you're gonna be a moron and put yourself in bad situations constantly. We don't want to deal with that.
Lack of Sex Appeal: You can be pretty, cute, or hot. But you can't be any of the three without sex appeal. If there is nothing about you that makes me want to stick my penis in you, you are undateable. Sure, you could have huge tits and a nice ass. But if there is no sex appeal behind your huge knockers and fat tanker, it doesn't matter. You need to know how to be sexy, or we just can't date you.
Being a Lady: If you're gonna be considered dateable you need to know how to be a lady. I love sweatpants and big t-shirts as much as anyone on a girl but you also need to know how to get done up and go out like a lady. I'm not taking wearing nothing and getting naked on top of the bar. I'm talking dressed nice, hair down, and can get taken out for dinner and a few drinks. It's about putting the slutty stuff away and still looking sexy.
The Complaint Department: Guys are not the complaint department, therefore complain elsewhere. What do I mean? I mean complaining about things like the car you drive, how shitty your job is, and how you're the only one of your friends who doesn't have a boyfriend is no way to go through life. You don't have a boyfriend because you complain more than a burn victim in the ICU, and no dude wants to hear that shit on a daily basis.
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