Yeah I know these girls aren't great especially casper on the right but deal with it. Anyway, you've done the work and you're already in the door you can't possibly fuck this up can you? Yeah, you actually can. I will give you the top five ways to fuck it up once you're in.
5) Take out your cell phone bro: You want to fuck it up? Just be on your cell phone the entire time you're with this chick. that'll make her feel special as you text your friends telling them how drunk you wanna get with them afterwards as you try to slam this chick.
4) Get your obnoxious on: Go out with her and be completely obnoxious and ignorant. Chew with your mouth open and eat in a disgusting way with your hands. Add in a nice loud burp and you're all set. Then at the end of the night talk about how shitty the service was and justify your $2 tip.
3) You're the fucking man: Why not just cut to the chase and talk about how great you are? You're the fucking man right? Yeah, most likely. So why not just reiterate to her how awesome you are and how much everyone else sucks. I'm sure she'll love that.
2) Talk about the girls you bang: It's just what every girl wants to hear, how many girls you've slayed throughout your time in the game. You don't want to hear who she's been piped out by, so I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to hear who you've stuck your dick in.
1) Be "That Guy": Be the guy who orders for her, doesn't really care about what she has to say and act like you're a celebrity. Also, be the guy who leaves the tip on the table at the beginning of the night and tells the waitress that you're pulling a dollar away for every fuck up. Anything else? Yeah, ask her to split the bill with you. Pretty sure you will surely never see her again.
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