Well it is true what they say, karma is a real bitch. You and your buddy are just parlaying around one night and decide to go rob steel from a power plant and take some heroin while you're there. Everything is going fine and then you decide that you need to take a piss. Now, seeing as how you're an idiot you're gonna decide to take a piss on a transformer at the power plant. Think about that for a second. Taking a piss on a transformer at a power plant. You might as well piss on the third rail at a train station. Anyway, you piss on the transformer and you set off a massive explosion putting homes and businesses without power for weeks and also setting yourself on fire and becoming permanently disfigured. Genius, genius, genius; as the fat opera singer from Mr. Deeds would say. Here is a t-shirt for you sir, I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
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