Friday, February 17, 2012

She's Too Crazy For A Hit It And Quit It...

 
Everyone has run into that crazy bitch who for some reason will do anything to have your dick in her mouth. You have no idea why she's like this, but she gets to the point where she is actually too crazy. It's actually pathetic how she just doesn't know how to handle herself. She's so crazy, that you couldn't even hit it and quit it if you wanted to. 

Why can't you hit it and quit it? She is ten times worse than a stage five clinger. She clings to you even before you have sex with her. She texts you telling you what she's gonna do to you, she tells you she's gonna show up at your house, and she tells you things like, "Oh, I'll just steal you from her." Yes, she's borderline needing to go to a mental health facility.

But what would happen if you nailed her? If you actually stuck your penis inside her all hell would break loose. First of all, she would probably tell you to finish inside her and she's not on the pill. Then she would NEVER leave you alone. She would think you're in a relationship from that point on and she would ask things like when she's meeting your parents. Yeah, psychotic shit. 

When you get a girl like this, you just need to run away. Change your phone number, change your address, skip town, just get the fuck away from her. If you don't, then sooner or later she'll be standing directly over your bed with a knife telling you that if she can't have you, nobody can. It is actually a situation that you cannot handle sometimes without the help of the police. If it happens to you, RUN. 

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