Well if this isn't the greatest not ever left on a dented car then I don't know what is. A note this long, plotting this plan, and explaining the reasons is probably the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard. Now, as easy as it would be for me to give the Asshole of the Day to the guy who left the note and dented the car, I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna give it to the guy reading the note. Why? Because as clearly stated at the end of the note, when you dent someone's car, make sure you leave a fucking note. Karma's a real bitch, and karma has been brought back to bite you right in the ass. Here's your t-shirt sir, do not pass go, do not collect $200, just go directly to jail.
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