Reality TV is definitely not my thing. But when I'm bored and scoping through the channels at two and three in the morning there is nothing better than watching rednecks on television. Whenever you have a bunch of uneducated rednecks from the boonies somewhere in Mississippi and the cameras always rolling, you are bound to come up with pure gold.
For example, my first favorite show on TV right now happens to be Swamp People. It's about rednecks hunting alligators across the Bayou. Can you get any more redneck than hunting alligators in a fan boat in the swamps of Louisiana? No. And you know what you get? You get awesome fucking television. Sure these guys can't spell cat, but they could wrestle a gator with the best of them.
Then we have two shows that I don't really know anything about but me and Australian Carl were discussing these two shows. One of them was Rocket City Rednecks, where they make shit out of redneck things like using plywood and beer cans to help bomb proof a pick up truck. Really? Tell me that's not great TV. And the other show happens to be Only In America. I watched the last five minutes of it and it was rednecks sweating and eating squirrels. If that doesn't say redneck, I don't know what does.
You all need to watch these shows. What I didn't know is that probably like 80% of America acts like the people in these shows and I love every second of it. Rednecks doing redneck things like hunting gators and eating squirrels, it makes for a fan favorite and something to watch at two in the morning. Get on the bandwagon.
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